Mozart found his vocation at eight Age. He composed his first menuet.
Dakorsjef discovered his talent for Painting when he was nine.
Tiger Woods, won his first club For his second birthday.
Me? I was eight when I discovered What my purpose in life was.
I was at St. Thomas Church, next High Recency, Weehawk New Yersey.
It was the wedding of my nicht Lisa.
Come here dad, but let me.
It was our first big family Event since mum was deceased.
And dad was not in a great shape.
Papa, can you take me to The toilet. I must urination.
Tess Come on, let's go.
Janny, excuse me. -- It is good, we have cable.
What should I do. What should I damn.
Thank you very much, dear. You have saved the day.
Janny grab my sleep.
And that was the moment. When I was in love with weddings.
I knew that I could help someone On the most important day of their lives.
I could not wait for my Own special day.
Jane, it's wonderful that it is real. It is the perfect dress.
My God, you look so beautiful. -- Really?
Do you really? -- Magnificent whether he is for you.
It is for you. It is a bride. -- Great, thank you.
Hello, Susan. They are just ready, I have him.
I know. Thank God, We are the same size.
I am about a minute. Make your Nowhere concerned about. This is your day.
There you are. It looks good. -- Thanks. Come on, let's go.
Here. -- What's that? -- I have taken a shawl for you ...
A couple of my earrings. About your hair ...
What? That trut has verknoeid. -- Okay, I will be okay within.
All these junk. -- Let's hurry up.
I heard that beautiful dress.
The best is that you they can be shorter , And it again.
That is certainly true. -- Smile.
We are here today to educate To celebrate the covenant of Suzanne and Greg.
This is a time of great joy ...
As we honor two people, Who have come together ...
In the holy marital status To be linked.
Great, thanks. 3241 Brooklyn.
Let me give you three hundred dollars in cash, For the whole night, on one condition. -- Yes.
You look in the rear-view mirror. Accept. -- Yes.
What do you mean? -- It will cost you twenty dollars.
I am sorry.
I am so back.
I have forgotten that dingetje. -- Do not worry.
Perfect. -- Thank you.
This dress is great. And the best part is, you Can make it shorter and again.
That is certainly true.
We are here together today In the holy really connect ...
Shari Rabinowitz, and ... -- Prakas Maharesti.
Known among his friends as Woody.
Shari and Prakash are so happy that You have all come here today.
What do you mean? Jump in the car. Driving, Go!
You have already dropped to two hundred Sixty. Are you sure you still do?
No. -- Good then.
What you want? Those brown, or blond? I want that blonde.
Can you not once your pants Hold during a wedding?
Make you a joke. The only reason That awful dress to hold ...
Is that a drunken bruidsjonker With his teeth to pieces may rupture.
What time is it now? Twelve. I am still about two hours, then ...
I call you back.
Even more shoes. Wait.
I have a hunger. Have you eaten anything?
That looks great. I have not eaten.
Let me give you an opinion, drink Never an empty stomach.
Have you seen my grandmother? -- Yes, it looks good.
I have fun with her. -- I think she has fun. -- Yes.
What is that thing on your forehead?
Can I do a lot even? I want a girl Even special thank ...
Who really more than enough Done.
The girl not only hostess Was at my party ...
But also helped me to Invitations to write.
They went with me to the catering company, The florist, the bakery trouwtaart ...
And to eight bruidszaken ...
Where they opvijzelde my confidence ...
As I aanpaste dress after dress, so ...
Thanks, Jane.
Is everybody ready?
Quietly, do it quietly. Move not too many.
Okay, this is a serious injury, I want you what ice picks, you ...
A bottle of liquor, and something She can eat.
Good. It is good with her people, Only her head.
Go on.
Are you a doctor. -- Yes.
Tweedeldy and Tweedeldrunk Attacked me hard, so ...
Good. Do you know your name? -- Jane.
Jane. I am Kevin.
Thank you help me? -- Sure. Is it?
What's up with you? -- It goes well with me.
I let a taxi before you deliver, right?
Quietly, slowly.
I found your string indeed beautiful.
We came together earlier against, I saw how you another dress attracted.
You had to two weddings On one evening, or not?
This is a bit confusing. Do not you agree?
They were both very good friends Mine, and ...
And she married both on the same evening. So what else should I do?
That is not the confusing part. How can you do that uithouden?
Is a wedding is not bad enough?
I love weddings, I always had it done.
Really? -- Yes. Which part?
The forced cheerfulness, the terrible Music or bad food?
Actually, it's people meet Like you.
Love is patient, love is good.
Love means your intellect massacred. -- What do you point again?
I am a writer. -- Exactly.
This is my building. -- I got it.
No, I got it. -- Certainly? -- Yes.
Honderdveertig, you know what you have done. Wait, it is so.
Do you not think it is a whole ritual For something. Let's face it.
We have a chance of fifty, Fifty to step through the port.
How refreshing. A man who Not believe in marriage.
I try only the hypocrisy of The spectacle to demonstrate.
That is noble. Tell you also Small children that Santa Claus does not exist?
As someone who rubbish Has become known.
Let's face it, if you believe in marriage, That is like believing in Santa Claus.
Nope ...
I do not know why I Discuss with a totally strange ...
But yes, the marriage as well and everything Important, is not easy.
Cynicism, on the other hand, That always.
It was very interesting to meet you. -- See you later. -- Yes.
If you come to my wedding next weekend? -- I have to go.
How many are you actually?
Welterusten.
Can you ... -- Yes.
Forget it. -- Yes.
This piece, wedding, yes.
Come to mama.
Undertakings Lifelong Volksfeest
Tido simply walked away. The night. Have you seen him?
No, I work Saturday night, remember? Here, of the happy couple.
Yes, that's right. You have kokosnootcake Eaten, and the electric slide '.
How is it gone? -- Once watch ...
The bride wore a dress Fonkelde that if the groom his eyes.
He saw her approaching by rain Of rose petals.
And you have not fucked?
'Commitment' is the golden yardstick For wedding.
Every girl on this planet, tears The Sunday open, and looks like the first ...
Bride. Does a murder to Into it.
Do you have any idea what you might Are doing?
You mean two women who On the point of going to marry?
Yes. They will not call you, You will not harass, which ...
Will act as if they do not even know you. Since you can not oppose.
Well, it does provide yet Not much more ...
You look at my ticket to the Ghetto to be my friend.
Stay but dreams. -- Go away.
I did not want to come to work In my bruidsmeisjesjurk.
Two days in disgrace walked. Elegant.
What happened last night. We were Just, and when you had already disappeared.
Did you meet someone? -- Come on. No.
An absurd question?
Good morning, Gina. -- Hello.
Do you have my pocket diary somewhere ? I can not find him.
No. -- No? Okay, I go find him.
What do those pages of the catalog George, he wants to see them right away this morning.
No. -- Do not worry, I get it but of the production.
Let them see who the boss is. -- I am not the boss.
You are the assistant to the boss. That is the same.
What's the use If you do not use that power.
Go to the accounts. -- Now you are bossy.
Where did I do that damn thing left.
That is a good idea, For the frontpagina section.
How often have I already not you heard? -- I say you Maureen, it's a great idea.
Really. The same as your last Great idea?
The reveal of price fixing Bruidstaarten of bakeries? -- Yes.
Yes, they put people off.
Flower cost penny per us ...
This is a turnover of eight hundred, That is outrageous.
Yes, that's it. Moreover, No one care.
What then about the piece that I wanted On the exploitation of workers ...
In the factories where everything by hand , Which was a topstuk.
Well, that's what people really want Read in the modesectie.
Kevin, this section will pay nearly For the entire newspaper ...
Our advertisers want cosy Colorful human interest stories ...
Against their products.
So it's not about money? -- Go out.
Okay, that was not good. I get the picture. But this is.
She was seven weddings. -- And?
This year. She was there Saturday Alone two.
It will not only about her, It will be a penetrating gaze, how ...
Something transformed the wedding industry , In what should be ...
A very important part in nothing more than A co ? peratieve marital power.
On a fun, cheerful way.
Maureen Listen, I go there dead To those commitments.
If I have one thing to write about The breath of a baby, I always suicide.
This is a true story. This is what I want to do.
I want you report of weddings.
That is what you are good at, and that 's What I want you do.
Maybe even a few stories, Then I resigned.
Good. Not a chance.
If I do not like, you go back to Commitments for the rest of your life ...
With a smile on that handsome face of yours. -- Deal.
Do you think he will find this fun?
Yes, I think. I think that these photos For the autumn catalogue ...
George will take you to his office, And the sweet love with you for hours affiliate.
Tell me that this crazy intense love The reason is that if you work hard ...
Like you now, because it is confusing. -- Like my job, okay?
No. You think George one day Wake up and realize ...
That he is terribly in love with you, and that He will be a spectacular gesture of love ...
Flowers for Jane Nickels. -- That's me.
Thank you!
Great. I spend two days in bed by With a boy and you get flowers. Fun.
There is no note.
Jane, you think that they are not serious The boy of your dreams, either?
Gina, can you take me to them My office with me?
Sure, no problem. -- Thank you.
Would you please say no more? Nobody knows.
Everyone knows Jane, except George. -- That is true.
Hey, how are things with you?
Not kwijlen on the ladies.
Hello.
How was it? -- It was phenomenal return,
In ten hours, my best time ever.
Is that not the eighth time You have surged with Whitney?
Yes, you remember how you think, Jane?
I do not know. We have just Inside. What do you think of it?
I think they used to.
Yes, I thought that too. They have not really feel there.
Too touristy. There is not no adventure Danger, it looks far too made.
Yes, like models, I got it. I talk to marketing.
See? That is why I love you In the area, Jane.
Girls who can finish my sentences.
Your draft agreement to eleven hours, ...
WI Street and'69 'called on Liefdadigheidsvoorstelling that ...
Will you go? -- Do I have a speech?
A few words about ecological Responsible business,
Something light, grappigs. Want to go? -- Yes, let's do it. Put it on the agenda ...
But I should probably The date opduikelen sure. -- Yes.
That is the only one in my life where Not for me you have to worry, right?
My God. -- Well.
Jane, that you have breakfast in My office placed?
I thought you might be hungry again. -- Therefore, I also love you.
I also love you.
Yes, yes you are right, which I needed.
Okay everyone, I hope you All see tonight on my verlovingsfeest.
And Jane, again thank you Have everything.
No problem.
Do you want me to forward for the party? There will be a few boys ...
They take account tequila, and bubbelwijn.
Great. I can not, I must Tess of the airport pick.
Would not it be great if you Had a service that you could hire it ...
As yellow cars or shiny Black Sedan.
I would fetch her, it's my Little sister, and she has my support.
Yes, I would not like to?
Since when you have so little Luggage with you?
I always meet the nicest people In aircraft.
Come on, I parked at P9.
Of course he said that he naturally with me It wanted to come to New York ...
But I said that I had space.
It is so small and cute. I think it is great.
It is so good to go back home. Six months Away from home, feels like a very long time.
A walk in the park, A lifelong journey.
Mama was just as old as I am, you know? Almost on the day.
Yes, it was the perfect wedding.
Boothuis, the big band. Ceremony at sunset.
Except for that dress, it is not terrible.
I think it was perfect.
They kept it from each other.
What are these? Huwelijksaankondigingen? -- No, sorry. I wanted that reuse.
Sorry, where? Wallpaper?
It's just that man, Malcolm Doyle, I love Just in him. He writes the best.
I just love those stories. Those crazy bring ...
Verlovingen the ...
Yes, but late. That is not really Your thing, then ...
How long you stay? -- Approximately two weeks.
The fall fashion shows are therefore ready I do not have much work.
About spoken work. I go with what people Of the work to a party, if you also bring?
Actually, I drink something with Some friends from Milan.
Even one by one turn, you will prefer A drink with a few models ...
Than with me to go to my Great party.
Weird, huh? But I will try To come. -- Thanks.
Grenivkin is in the freezer Red Bull on top of the refrigerator, and in the closet ...
Ice.
St. Martinez. -- Appears each other.
We have champagneglazen, and A bottle of Crystal.
Would they really believe that it Afgekomen me?
Maybe. We have encapsulated As if a car drove over it.
Fun. Nice approach.
I go to the bar and get even A few drinks.
Do you still need something. What "liquid Courage 'or whatever her of the dog for you?
No, thank you.
He asked if what you wanted to drink. You laugh, and you say a vodka soda.
If you already have a drink, you throw that away. Then there is what geflirt, men want sex ...
An accidental pregnancy, a rifle Stands ready, and a life of bliss.
How many times must we here Still talking about?
I would not think he thinks that I Am irresponsible.
Yes, that's what boys want. Responsibility.
That's your mistake. George likes me as I am.
How can he now appreciate something, When no one is naked.
Besides, have you seen that thing that I voted this morning at your desk?
On my desk? -- Yes, is that good?
Well, it was great.
Okay, fine. Because we have not previously Sun had a relationship,
So I can rest assured, that You will find that good.
Excuse me.
He has given me flowers. He has given me flowers.
Stop it. This is real life, This is not a fantasy ...
You should go and tell him You how you feel.
It is now or never. So, now.
Now! Go now!
Jane?
Sorry. George, this is my sister Tess. Tess, this is my George ...
No, as I shall not. -- Jane, my sister. My right hand.
Bofkont.
Yes, as a bit of everything I need, It makes it.
As if I have not enough abuse Make her ...
I have my receipt from the dry cleaning on Filed her desk.
It was an emergency, so ...
Of course, a fake is not fold Something to laugh.
Certainly not if he goes through to your socks.
Would you like a drink?
I am come to terms with My sister to drink.
Hello, how is it? Were the flowers not something too many?
They were yours? You have them?
The angry huwelijkshater.
That is a good news.
Can you just hold this, please?
I am sorry.
Congratulations.
Sorry, what you also said again.
I asked whether you my flowers Had received, and ...
Something for you. Let me give you something, Please.
Thank God. -- You had it in the taxi leave.
It was of the verlovingsfeest tonight, Or Thursday waxen of bikinilijn.
So, I thought that ... -- You have read it?
I tried to read, But that was very difficult.
Your little notes that kriebelige Manuscript. Heel 'Unabomber'.
They have that computer calendars, Who care for you.
There is no need to for me to be ensured. Thank you.
Ga what with me drinking, yes?
You know, thank you my calendar Have reduced. That was very nice.
It's just a drink, we go Not here.
It cites the sharp aspects Cover.
A drink? -- I am not a very ...
Good company tonight.
We understand that, I totally Understood.
Maybe I can come on Thursday against? Or maybe not. I see you still.
Who was that? Where can I Look like one?
Is he still back?
That was very convincing. That I would never be able to. -- No, never.
It is already late. You must have been exhausted. Shall we go?
Let's dance. -- What? George, do not.
I go very much. But I must warn you I am terribly bad in dance. -- Come on.
In fact, I have on several occasions, The doctor must call.
Do you also believe in it, Jane?
No, but you go. Enjoy.
Let's go.
Sleeping, Jane. Go to sleep.
Three hours.
Tess Hello, how was your date.
Feel not rot. I am an important Part of his life ...
We make every hour, every day together.
Hello. -- Hello. Still?
Yes, I am a bit Cleaning.
Jane, you ... I had ...
The best night of my life. -- That's great.
I was totally forgotten ...
Is that weird for you? -- Strange? Why should that be surprising?
He's my boss. Can my care. -- Well, as we go to lunch tomorrow.
That's great. -- Yes, I think that too.
Despite that my creditcart, Negative.
Tell me about George?
Well, I ...
He has gone from school early.
And he has every top of the world Climbed.
And when he started with E & A From his apartment ...
And he has one of the most ecologically Yours ...
Philanthropic cause of the world Of it.
All before he was thirty.
That is he, briefly summarized. He is an incredible boss.
Everybody likes him, everybody.
And he likes most of his dog Gatsby.
He eats no red meat, That is cool, and ...
He spends all his time to get outside Door, then somewhere else.
That sounds great.
Yes, but he has flaws. That he really.
He has flaws. -- What do you mean?
He hates cashew nuts. That is strange.
And sometimes he bears no socks in His sneakers. I think that is disgusting.
Jane, which are not really bother An affair to disconnect.
Affaire? What kind of an affair?
I mean, there is nothing between you Happened tonight?
Well ...
I understand you. Fun.
Hello, dear. How is it with you?
Look at you.
Papa, it looks here still Exactly the same.
That is not fair. I have brand new ornaments.
I have already removed the furniture, All of the woodwork, look ...
New cash register. Digital.
Sorry Dad, I do not understand how all those Remarkable improvements have been able to miss.
Give me that, but let us up.
Please. -- Are we not a bit too old?
No. -- Well, because I think they make good.
How long you stay here?
One or two weeks right? That said you are.
That depends on how one couple Things go.
What kind of things?
Let me guess. Is there A new boy behind her?
I would not support it Are called.
Jane? -- What? -- Is all well with you?
Yes, great. Everything is good.
They call me, that I can assure you. I A way to ...
The ladies to hand me the stabbing. -- Yes, how?
You have one week from my calendar Met, are you crazy?
Yes, that's a little experiment to see how You do without any second ...
Vastgepind of your life. Anyway, Your life is crazy.
What do you do except work, and there Ensure that people marry?
Yes, I really do not see what you are Face it.
How can you meet that you indeed weddings Afford?
Such dresses, and air fares And the wine of the month clubs?
People love as a gift. I An honorary member, and sometimes they give me something for free.
That is a great pity that I am sorry Really very much.
I make it well with you, I make a New appointment. Perhaps today?
Yes, of course. I can slide in between, but that You have already done. Every Saturday of the year.
Are you? Can you not someone Otherwise find with you?
No, I will tell you something. If you agree With someone you do not want to go ...
Bring to a pasbeurt or that you Cake should taste,
Or if you go to a proefetentje must, Call me.
Yes, good.
Word you too old for a knuffel? -- No.
Thank you. -- There he is.
George. -- How is it?
Pedro, is my ... -- I am his little brother.
Of the 'big brother program "on the WI.
Tess, her sister Jane is a coincidence.
Hello, Pedro.
Listen Jane, Tess and I take Pedro Account to his basketball game.
Would you go along? -- I have so much work. I have to stay here.
Take me mislead you, Jane. Your boss is Indeed still a bastard ...
Let's go, I need you Not to dismiss.
Let me three sugar Pepsi, three chips ...
A chili dog, you want a chili dog?
No, unless the dog is a Tofu, With chili without meat.
Sorry, what? -- Are you a vegetarian?
That is just pass. -- Is that so?
Because I am also a vegetarian.
I was a vegan, but that Is a bit too much fuss.
I know. Even for a vegetarian To be a challenge, I mean ...
Every time we trekking, I must Sapjes made my own and bring snacks.
You are trekking do?
You seem to me not the girl, that A country walk ...
Certainly not with those shoes.
Do not so crazy, the best are made Kid by Neales.
I understand why you think that, but I love Of all those things in nature ...
Such as walking, biking and climbing on things.
I must honestly say that I do not hike, More have made since my dog is deceased ...
Jane and I had that dog when we Small, Torry, I loved her ...
Which was of great hiking, And climbing adventures ...
Not a day goes by that I Vlooienbaal not to think.
The dog, Torry.
Why have you never had Torry?
I think I have the memory of Toby Have repressed.
Yes, his name was Toby, but I mentioned Torry him because I slisde.
You slisde, and so were your 'B's an R?
You know, when I was a child, Stotterde when I do.
Really, we have more in common Than I thought.
I must be "shaken Flies' with Pedro.
I am jealous, that sounds fun.
What are 'shaking flies'? What do you mean? -- What?
You hate dogs and Tofu, and you hate it In the natural order of things to do.
No, I like a garden, I love Flowers, I love brown ...
That is not exactly the same. -- And you hated Toby.
You hated him, the only animals Where you gave to ronddraaiden who were killed.
You say that all because George So attractive.
Or some people think. -- I hated that dog.
I hated it only if he so On me at the kwijlen.
And I would be able to keep buttermilk, Trekking if I would try.
Maybe.
Tess, come here once, and Try to see how you do that.
Fun, we now 'shaken'.
You know how to do this? -- No, I do not know what I should do.
Liefs, George.
That's great.
In sign language this means, 'I love you'.
I also love you, Tess.
Which is the least awful? -- This.
Would you like to help again?
I helped my father always.
Is all well with you? You look a little nervous.
What does it look like? -- Great.
Please. -- Thank you.
Will you marry me
Boys, wait a moment. It is not.
I am sorry, I should have been calling ...
But you have forgotten your wallet.
Thanks.
Sorry, I am too late.
Jane, what's going on?
Do you even sit down?
My parents have met when she Were playing at a friend's ...
When they were eight years old, and they are Married forty-two years ...
And I have waited my whole life to the Feeling that my father to my mother had ...
Maybe I am too busy, With something of myself,
And I missed some of those moments.
From the moment that I saw you, I knew That we would fit well together.
So ...
Tess, do you want to marry me? -- Yes, of course I would like that.
Does this mean that you back here Gremo moving?
I do not know what I should say, Jane first give you a job ...
Tess then again to toe, George you are my hero. That, I believe.
Thank you! You have a great couple Girls.
Wait, I want to retrieve. Ga go nowhere.
I am so excited that we Have done today.
I am so happy.
Your mother would want you Gets them.
Thank you.
Jane, you think it is not bad? -- No.
You can use it after me. -- It is good, that's what mama ...
Mum would have wanted.
That is my mother.
Is that not great. -- It's beautiful.
Papa, I do not know what I should say.
I spend a lot to figure out, why You wanted to agree with me.
You have always avoided me, and Suddenly ...
My sister is married. -- Rather than yours.
Therefore, I am not upset. -- What did you or upset.
You know Tess not, she likes that I All ga ...
I will not only her bruidsmeisje, But I will do everything must go.
Why should you say no no. -- What?
Say no.
You have surely no earlier Against people said?
Yes, of course.
Very often, but in such a situation Never. Not once.
But you want to say no.
But I can not. It is my sister.
But you can not say no, because It is your sister.
You know what we are going to do, We are going to pursue.
We will exercise the power to say no.
Do you run to me, we are going The game play. Put me that pleasure.
Jane, give me fifty dollars. -- No.
Jane, it's only fifty dollars. I pay you back. -- No.
Jane, I would like You give me fifty dollars.
No.
Then I take your drink. -- No.
You do it so well.
That's terrible.
So you were at the store And have the thanks ordered.
And the invitations. -- V.
This is so much fun.
Have I told you that I have asked Julie Whether they want one of the bridesmaids?
Who? -- Nicht Julie, the second nicht ...
And Mimi, nicht Mimi.
Really, who is pregnant, That is not aesthetic.
I am sorry, I know that you Not Julie.
Why would I not a woman Keep that asks whether I at ...
"Ienieminie tietenclub 'hear, and That throughout my teens.
Do not listen to her, your breasts came There. She missed only secondary school.
And for the third bruidsmeisje I Ask your girlfriend, who brutal.
Casey? -- Yes. -- My Casey?
She is very beautiful, it can be Strapless.
I do not have many friends. Every one of Other girls me why not.
I do not know why.
Well, I do know why.
If you just ask her?
Sure.
We can also do a slide show, Dinner at the trial ...
Like photos of George and me together, We say funny things.
You know what, that writer where you So obsessed are ...
He wants a whole 'commitment column' Making us' the journal. "
He called me, can you believe that? -- I can certainly not.
I have a lot of thought about what you said, And I think you certainly have equal.
I think it would be so special,
If I would keep a wedding exactly Such as that of a mom and dad.
Certainly if I mama's dress wear, then ...
The Boothuis?
When I first called, they said, That nothing was available ...
The first eighteen months. But when I For the ninth time called ...
They said that someone had cancelled.
Apparently the bride Saturday with the bruidegoms Father and brother and sister and all those people ...
And when it was cancelled, they were All destroyed, but ...
Which means that we have three weeks To marry.
Three weeks?
Jane, I know that you quickly For each other.
I would indeed not so long Wait, then ...
This is a bit of good news for me Able to find.
That's me, it's only ...
That you also mama's dress in the boathouse Wanted to marry. I know.
I did not realize that you wanted, But if it is ...
I just want that you are happy. That you know.
Can we now have more important things to talk?
I think the tablecloths really not fun.
And I think we need to hire new,
Because they do not fit in the costume I have chosen.
Those selfish whore.
I can not believe it. There is no one Who would fall for her.
Even as a goedzak as George.
Men are simply gehypnotiseerd By her voodoo ...
And then they lose their common sense.
You can be the wedding of your sister does not regulate With the man from whom you. That is sick.
To be honest, they did not know what I Felt for him. And he's my boss.
I have come to see over there. I have no choice.
And you do not. She wants you Bruidsmeisje her.
You take me in the zeik.
No, I do not. I am in principle.
I say no, I am in principle. Calculate but not to me.
Please, let me not only With all this.
Well, because you are. But if it for me Cross it, they get a trap under her ass.
And then I give you a trap below Your ass. Then I take a couple of drinks, and ...
There is no sign that says Not talking.
Three weeks? That does not succeed.
That is not enough time for one of My creations.
Remember you can still, that I Shacktor's Are you brought?
And they ordered that six floors Heart masterpiece.
And of course, that tower of the Adebelgifts, Fiesta for those outside.
You can listen to everything and that we know both.
So you make the cake, and you make him About three weeks, please.
Three weeks? That would be me A pleasure.
Delicious.
What are you doing here? -- I am Malcolm Doyle.
What? I would not believe it until You here.
This is my fiance, George. -- Hi, congratulated both of you.
I have to include it. If A 'tart emergency' is, I am here.
This is Jane, my sister. It Obsessed with your stories.
It saves them, but if they do They suggest, but that it does so.
It is your greatest fan.
But not in a narrow way.
You said that you called Kevin.
I use Malcolm in the byline, so I do not gestalkt by bruidjes mad.
How did you meet George. -- Klootzak.
He said that he called Kevin, I am A little confused.
Wait. You know each other.
We work both in the trouwcircuit, then ...
Can you give us even excused. I have very even talk about you.
Why you lied to me?
No, I said that I was a writer, Not what I wrote.
But, you wrote the most beautiful things.
Believe you actually in the marriage, and do You pretend you are a cynic ...
Or are you really a cynic, who knows how Nonsense he must sell to girls like me.
I could not follow that at all, but I think the second, which sell nonsense.
It feels as if I have discovered that Liefdesliedje my favorite ...
On a zeemonster.
Can I address you here for you George and me to tell?
Sure. That is why I am here.
What? Tess is not.
I am for you. -- Why?
Come on, I have friends with all And family talk.
It takes five minutes, please?
For George and Tess?
Thank you.
Can I come inside. -- Ask me just ask what you want.
Whether you prefer to have More lie.
I have not lied to you. I do not know why you always say that.
I might have a few things left out. -- Can we handle this?
It is bruidsmeisje A strange young woman.
Vertels agree how you feel about your Tess its romance.
I could not be happier, it is my Little sister. I have her learn clock watch ...
I have learned its bicycles, how they The dishwasher must operate.
I have nearly raised.
Pressure to please not go away, that would My father his death.
Wait. What are they?
Nothing.
Is it ...? No.
Your bridesmaids dresses? -- These are not your things.
Have you kept all. You A whole closet full. Why?
I have a lot of friends. And I like to keep them.
That I understand completely. Because they are beautiful.
They are not so bad. -- Not so bad?
I would like to see one, Which is not so bad.
Where have I heard of him? This.
Seriously.
Vreselijk. Bedoel you that word. What color is it. Braaksel?
That is olive green, which is very. And it is very beautiful.
No, I tell you that this is a martelinstrument , You imposed by a bride ...
Who wants to be that you look ugly. -- No, Janna has chosen ...
Because everyone well.
Has lichtelijke waanvoorstelling, and Believe everything everyone tells her.
That is not true, and I will show you That you have that wrong.
You see, but not that bad. This side is very beautiful.
Well, you are right about the dress. That's not so bad, but ...
The color, please.
I think it is by your flash , Which leaves it strange to look ...
In a normal ... It is not really beautiful.
It looks a bit like A shiny mermaid.
But you, you should feel flattered that they Not next to a beautiful woman wanted so long ...
And you actually wanted neatly From show.
It is actually not the worst. If I should choose one from ...
That would be so.
What's that? -- Bruiloftsthema.
What was the topic? Humiliation?
People can not go to that kind of weddings. -- I am there to three.
There's still something.
This you must still show. -- Enter here.
Very beautiful. Feel you your beautiful? -- Aanbiddelijk.
Every bride loves Its accessories.
Men wore dresses, Women wore suits.
What was the theme there. -- Wedding in L.A.
Twenty-seven dresses, you take me In the leg.
I do not understand. You do your thing, You have the dress, just throw it away.
This is a big closet, you live in New York you can space if not verkwisten.
How strange that sounds, I Had a very nice time, in those dresses.
So strange as that may be. -- I think you do not.
It does not matter to me if someone is me A rare dress wants to contribute.
It is their day, not mine. -- God bless you.
And if it means to support them If they marry, that I ...
Snowshoes with the Ridge Of the Alps should ...
Or with a rod catch swans, then ...
Have you really done? -- I am a very good angler.
Hou of angling.
Seriously how much time you have to That for other people to do?
What has happened to you? Have you no demands?
No, I did not. I am Jesus.
One day, God will know when, But at a time ...
It will be my day.
And then all those people For me, so ...
If I ever ...
I have your aantekeningenlijst needed.
I thought you would wait below.
What's that?
George is in Talleyrand. Who's inside?
Nobody. Let us in the hall talking.
He was looking for a part time job.
He makes the apartment clean.
Tell it is not for George. It is A secret between Pedro and me.
What do you do now about Bridesmaids that story.
It is still unworked, I am Still doing.
I want to see. -- I am ... Mail it to me.
It is still not finished. I am still not ready.
Can you please leave. I have not invited you.
Tess did, if I have a wedding's Reportage make, I have to see every aspect.
Your sister wants so many different Offers from many different stores ...
That they are not all they physically Can register.
She has little time. It is a short Engagement.
Great God, another?
For you it's just another Ovenschotel, but Tess ...
It is the pan in which it my mothers Fried meat for Christmas in.
Can Tess cooking?
Well, I am going to cook, but Tess Will attend.
With George.
This is not just a vase.
This is a vase that will tackle as Tess George flowers back home.
Just as he had done before whim. -- I understand it.
And this is the paraplustandaard with rooster, George who already have umbrellas bear.
Well, but showed a sukkel.
I just say that it's not just Stuff.
These are things that one life Together.
This is the worthless junk that The twenty-seven trillion dollars a year ...
Trouwindustrie it has convinced us That we need ...
Or else we are not happy.
You know what I think? I think that all of your Statistics and theories a rookscherm.
Seriously, what? -- Your little secret.
Whatever it is. Your parents are divorced. You have not found the right girl ...
You are afraid that you Never will.
And I think you so much Of weddings hold because ...
You prefer you prefer to focus on other people Their 'kodak moments' ...
Than memories to themselves. -- You are right.
Weddings are the perfect place to Forgetting that you are single.
I think you to a wedding, Not marriage but a wedding.
What is your problem?
Had you your own special wedding, and Your wife you sometimes abandoned?
Bingo. -- What?
With my roommate from college Indeed, so there you get a bingo.
I am sorry, I was only at the gambling.
That was a good one, for a woman who No insight into himself.
Save the nail precisely on its head.
Do you lelijkste stuff from the store , And note that for Tess?
Let us do that.
I said that I still have not finished. -- No, it's good.
I referred to that the fact Very reasonable.
I must admit that I was shocked, It is neatly ...
And funny and amusing as hell.
Thank you. -- You have to really deal with that girl.
We print it, Sunday. Front page.
Now would you do have to jump up and down From gratitude.
No, I think that it is not perfect . I want this really well ...
Wait even a week. -- You are already months to the begging, and now ...
Do you want me to the story retainer, so You do what you can comment.
That, I do not. She is more than that eternal bruidsmeisje.
There is much more to her.
If I knew you better not, I would say You like her.
Good. I know that I can do better.
It is good as it is. -- If you give me a week?
One week only. -- Well, go away.
Thank you so quickly could. -- That is not a problem.
I am glad that I can help. And I have experience with food ...
Tess then. So you are In good hands.
We according bruiloftsdiner According to your exact specifications planned.
I think it's a great piece, I think that you are very pleased with it.
Do you know sometimes where Jane?
What I find fun to Tess, That there is no nonsense.
She is not afraid to be herself.
About Tess, there is something I want to say ...
I am so happy for you that you found Have before you were looking for.
What is your favorite part in A wedding?
That's easy.
You know, when the music starts, and the bride Begins its grand entrance,
And everyone turned to in order to Her watch. Then, I look to the bridegroom.
To his face, it is pure love there.
Therefore I will also go.
If you get married and you make your Entree ...
Then I have your permission to To the bridegroom look?
Yes, please do so. And make sure The poor sukkel intact.
Take me in your leg, a man has Lucky if you can get it.
And the way that you tomato Attacked, who would be able to resist.
Very sexy.
What are you doing here? -- The bruiloftsdiner out.
Where's Tess?
She lets her hair done.
I am only helping.
We are going to soon Reinbek for some tablecloths From antique to fetch.
Yes, we should really go. Tess and I Go to my parents eat.
Why am I not with you.
No, I make sure, however, that you Back in time are.
No, if we do not act we go Outside our booklet.
It is certainly good, I wanted you indeed still A few questions about that article.
That I will gladly by telephone or E-mail reply.
If you do not mind find? That would really help me.
I think it is not at all bad, I stand on it.
It's like a light bulb. As you The daydream was to the polenta.
Of course you are overstuur. You plant The marriage of your sister ...
With the man where you are in love.
You stuck in this narrow love Triangle ...
And all the time you are not far from road To get a bullet through your head shots.
That is ridiculous.
Of course you can not say that. You are that nice Jane, sweet Jane.
You do not know what you talking about. He's my boss ...
She is my sister. I find it amazing To care for their wedding.
Just as I am for everyone, Where I am at.
You can not understand, Because you ...
Are common, and dark and Cynical ...
That's your problem friend, not Mine.
Friends? -- Yes. Hello friend.
Friend, you calls me friend.
If you keep your mouth.
I get the picture, you are evil. You are All afternoon ...
To grieve over someone You will never have.
Keep it there.
Can you what slower driving, so I can read the signs?
My detectieapparaat will not work very well. Drive something slower.
Leave me alone.
Are you crazy, lady. We still slip soon. Drive slower.
We slip.
Say nothing.
Did you sign?
I said no. Nothing.
Your phone does not.
Well done, you look like One of those boys from CSI.
Can we maybe your phone Even use?
Can I get a Scotch, no ice.
What do you mean? -- It is late, we get no sleepwagen ...
We are in the east of York. I go have a drink.
There is no one who can help you now, take a seat Do quietly and take a drink.
It is a long day.
One only.
Well, on February 12, 2006.
The Keller wedding. You wrote a column I do beroerde to tears.
It was simply the best That I had ever read.
That I do not remember. -- How can you not remember you?
I remember not. -- How can that, it was the herdenkingdag ...
Of the death of their father. Their brother Came by plane from Afghanistan ...
As an emotion you can not play.
Yes, a good writer can. -- You are not so good.
Delicious.
There must be something about weddings, That you really love.
Free drink. -- No.
When the bride arrives, and they Makes her grand entrance ...
I look to the poor who sukkel Get married.
Because even though I think he is an idiot, Because he voluntarily in recent lawful ...
Form of slavery enter ...
He still very happy.
And for one reason or another ...
Why, you look damn So to me?
Take me in your leg? -- What? That is my favorite part.
We think somewhere the same.
Statistically speaking, had that happen.
I think you just have to admit, That you are a great watje.
That this whole hassle cynical, but But an act, so that you ...
There may seem mysterious and sexy.
What was that last? -- What?
Did you sexy? -- Wat. Do you think I am sexy.
It is not that bad as you can find. -- I think this is not.
Am I sexy? -- No, I think that you will find yourself sexy ...
I mean that. -- You think that I think that I am sexy?
Great song. -- I love that song.
Those are the words not. -- Those are the exact words.
Sorry, 'text of the song police. " What are the words?
'Brullend sound'?
I cried like a baby on The Keller's their wedding.
Good day, sunshine.
Please. -- Thank you.
The sleepwagen is now underway.
I want you know that I This was never done.
No, really. I never do this.
Seriously, I know. You said last night Ever again, 'I never do this. "
I just wanted that you knew.
Here's your order.
Even something else? -- No, thank you very much.
That was great. -- Thanks.
I see you still.
I sang 'Benny and the Jets' last night, Or not?
Very hard. I just want to say You a little minor sang.
Sorry, I? And what about you, you sang something That only dogs can hear.
What? -- Seriously.
You are that girl. -- I am Benny, he is the Jets.
It's that girl from the newspaper. -- Which newspaper?
Always, Always. Always a Bruidsmeisje By Malcolm Doyle?
What is this?
Let me explain.
I have my editor said that it Not had copies.
Who reads that fact?
Would you please ...
What's damn happened? You said that you would stick.
You make those decisions not, I do.
I am not even able to tell her, She was there to attacks.
Let me give you twenty-four inches In the Sunday.
You would at this time only 'I love you' have to say.
How could you calling me this?
If the prototype of Jane A gedienstig bruidsmeisje, then ...
Tess is her sister, the model of a Arrogant pampered bride in play,
If one thing goes wrong deposit Manhattan. She eats fire and stores aircraft from the air.
I had no idea that an article he About me to write.
He called me 'bruidzilla " The New York Journal.
I can assure him documents cracks, Bit for bit.
What? -- Can I even Jane, please.
The only person you will account Talk is my lawyer.
And I am not even a lawyer, But I am sure one.
Klootzak.
I have here.
But you can better the traffic police Warn, because 'bruidzilla' is Friday.
Kevin, call me no more.
Before you say anything goes, You can not say anything?
I do not understand where Have you talking about?
It is not important. It is an article ...
On the front with one million photos Yours.
Who's upset?
Let me explain. I had No idea what he was writing.
That boy was a dick. He made abuse Yours. Do not worry about it.
I know. But I talked to Need to see, I regret it.
Bid does not ever apologize to you, I can only inward created ...
For me there to ensure that it Well with you.
Well, I have felt better.
I try to come through it.
I am not concerned about, right?
Has anyone here read that piece? -- No.
So, after we have had, it would I do not ... Jane, are you?
We are talking about it later.
I have thought a lot about that Failure of an article ...
I have decided to forgive you.
You trust someone just too fast, and I Do not think that it is your fault.
That is very good of you Tess, thank you.
Are you my list to the nalopen?
About the slide show, I know exactly What I want you to say is, then ...
So that I listed. And dad says that you have all the family photos ...
So I tell you, George Also to you.
Here, look here. And just look here But to.
Then you are not again Embarrassment.
Here it is.
It is beautiful. -- We must separate buttons.
What do you think about it?
I thought you mama's dress belt?
It's mom's dress. Well, parts of it.
It was so old-fashioned. So we have There here and there pieces of what used.
Pieces? -- Yes.
Like this, and this side.
You have in your mother's wedding dress cut?
Technically, Mariella has done.
Do not worry, we have The rest kept for you.
And if you want you can still contribute. While still in fashion.
I think the only one zoom Little to be explained.
You do not have to contribute.
It may be you do not care. You give To no one but yourself.
There were all excuses because mum died When you was little, but enough is enough.
I have no idea what you are talking about it.
I can no longer out last what You have just done.
But I can not hurt George you get things done, He thinks he knows the truth about you ...
But the only thing he knows, The lies that you have told him.
You have a secret even Pedro For George to keep.
You tell him the truth now.
He is not one of your 'euro Nonsense friends' Tess, he's a good man ...
And you can not begin relationship, which Based on lies.
Really Jane? And you know that, because you So many have had successful relationships?
You tell him the truth, or I will do so.
No, you do not, you do not fly evil. And certainly not me, I am your sister.
That was yesterday. Today you just Trut one who has broken my heart ...
And my mother's wedding dress in pieces Cut.
It would indeed you still Inappropriate.
Jane, you look good. Fine for you.
Treasury, it must be so difficult to See ...
That your younger sister earlier Then you get married.
Yes, that's it.
But then I remind myself, I can get hot sex ...
Random people I encounter, and Then I feel so much better.
Have fun at the party.
You look good, even I Would you may fall.
It is on top of the table, "Tess and George."
Is all well with you? -- Yes.
This is not water.
Jane, thank you all done Have. It's great.
Look, if you like this one, Tess?
No, I do not eat that stuff, Jane.
Precisely, I get the picture.
We will change the slideshow.
You will still only say what I have written down, right?
Sure. The perfect bruidsmeisje Always does what its demands.
You are not afraid, do you?
Hello, everyone.
In case you have not Have read,
I have my share of weddings However.
So to begin, I think you all Need to know the truth about Tess and George.
Tess and George are a perfect pair. No, a superior pair.
A couple whose love The elements of a fairy tale.
They would fit together exactly, It only can be described ...
As designed by the gods.
Since a picture says more than Thousand words ...
I have a slide show composed, so You can see it all themselves.
From the very beginning, were Tess and George Destined for each other.
George and Tess have always love Shared for God's furry creatures.
When she grew up, she showed the same Level of dedication and conviction ...
For their training.
And the same responsibility.
He was interested In international affairs ...
And that she was, too.
And today share Tess and George Still the same values.
Their love is based on a great concept And acceptance ...
About who that other person Really is.
The love of two zielsverwanten true, Tess and George.
So at the perfect couple, Together by fate.
I am so proud of you, little sister.
Well, that was then ...
For the cheerfulness is to keep ...
George wants his little brother Pedro, Even a few words.
So, you may say, That you are not a vegetarian.
Firstly, it is a very long time Ago.
Where you actually wore When your engagement?
As you all know, George is my big brother.
But he is more than that.
He is my best friend.
And now, George, Tess.
It's really very cool,
Because they are my own cleaning business Helps set up.
Tess told me that you should not Tell George, but ...
I am so excited, I am now George at his home, but ...
But anyone who likes something good Cleaned wants ...
Come to me in the hall.
Thank you!
That's great.
No, it is ...
George, wait please.
Let me explain.
What happened?
He had to know the truth.
You had him right In his face can say.
I know that my moral compass nor Points to the north, but ...
If I say that something is not good, It is not something good.
You are the one who always says that I propose myself to be.
Yes, but that's not what you Already.
What you did was twenty years of suppressed Feelings in an evening Release.
It was entertaining, understand me Not wrong.
If that was the right thing to do, then Now would you feel better.
Feel you can now better?
The wedding is not, I hope That you are happy.
What? Why are you here?
You have not answered my phone calls. -- What do you want?
Do you have a different picture in your newspaper?
Jane, please forgive me. -- You have used me ...
To continue with your career, Be a man and admit it ...
Or do not. But please do Not if you are an order Thursday.
Please let me explain. -- No, it does not matter.
I have just destroyed my life. And I Had there not with your help.
Great, finally.
I saw what you did, And it was amazing.
It was certainly not absolutely correct, But you have done something, Jane.
For the first time, you not The perfect bruidsmeisje.
I no longer start here with you. I know Not even why I talk to you.
Listen to me.
Do you know the real reason why I I come here tonight?
Because I knew that this is difficult For you would be.
And for the first time in a very long I wanted time for someone.
I am ruined, and that I am sorry ...
And I turn to me, and walk away. I disappear, and you will see me no more.
I promise, but I want you know ...
That you earn more, than anywhere You now satisfied with.
I think you deserve that other methods The change you care to imagine.
That, I believe.
I forgot to give you this.
It is a gift, so you no longer That crazy agenda from 1978 to having to drag.
This will provide for all the things You should do ...
Perfect for starting over.
Would you please adopt, so I do not feel as a dick?
The story has superb reactions .
It seems as if you yourself from the commitments' Have worked.
That's great.
Kevin, be happy now, you have Got what you wanted, right?
I am saying only that you two sisters, You need that uitpraten.
That, I know, but I say you do, That she does not want to talk.
No, she loves you. Everything will be good.
You must ... -- Papa?
What does it damn here? -- Tess, this is between you and her ...
I am here.
Have you seen that new herbicide?
I feel terrible.
I am sorry if what happened. -- Spijt?
You humiliated me for everyone I know ...
And you think you just 'I am sorry' Can say?
I know. -- You were always jealous of me.
What? -- Always. On my clothes ...
On my friends. -- Keep it there.
You have just waited on the opportunity, On me to get down.
That's it. And you have the only In my life taken away ...
That finally came. -- Please Tess, which is so typical ...
You take no responsibility That you have lied against George.
You have manipulated him. What do you with the muggenspray?
Hield you from him, or he You only useful?
Please Jane, not just talk Pretending you know everything better.
Provides but now that I tegensta you, Because you always had to do my hair ...
Halloween and my clothes had to make ...
And my dress for the eindfeest from school Had to buy.
No, it has not been all me. -- Yes, that is true.
You always thought that my life So easy.
That was the case, it is.
You have never had a concern, you are beautiful, And fun and charming. Your life is perfect.
Perfect, are you crazy?
You have no idea. You want the real reason Know why I wanted to stay in New York?
I am fired.
And that was the height Rudolfo Dumped me.
He dumped me.
And then came George, and he Was nice to me.
He treated me good, you know?
I just wanted someone, He would like.
I tried to be someone he Earned, someone he respected ...
I tried to yours.
Why?
Why would you want me, as You yourself can be?
This is a mess. -- I know it.
Jane, you did for me to try to ensure Since deceased mother.
That I had to do. -- No, it was not you.
But if I did not ... -- If you did not ...
You just had my sister. And that is what it should be.
Perhaps when I was young, You had to help me, but now ...
Now you have to stop to provide me, With ensuring everyone.
Yes, that's no problem. Sure.
I am true.
You look great.
I think it is not me you are David Liefdadigheidsvoorstelling have to search.
I believe it.
George, before we go anywhere, let I apologize for last night ...
I did not have to do What I did.
You did me a service.
It is not your fault that I went marry With someone I hardly knew.
What I thought really, right?
What do you think? Shall we all just forget?
If you know for sure. -- I am sure.
I do not turn to ask a favor,
But I have my speech For printing tonight ...
And I can not find the file. -- I grab it.
Jane, I am so grateful to you that I Tonight could call.
I can always count on you, you Never say no.
Against the love.
What?
I referred only ...
Sorry, I said something wrong?
George, I assume dismissal.
I assume dismissal. -- What do you mean? I take resign?
When I came from school, I was Under the impression of this case, and you ...
I was so busy with the matter, which I I do not pressure made my own life ...
I think if I felt on my convenience, That I do not think it was necessary to leave.
And then I had to see you here every day, As terrible as I was in love with you.
Verschrikkelijk love, idiot.
It will go well with you, George.
You get someone for this job, which ...
Ultimately up to two years continues, Because that is acceptable and suitable ...
I am sorry, that was quite Suddenly ...
No, it's good. I always like Know how that would feel.
And?
Nothing. I felt nothing.
That hurts.
Maybe we can still Try once?
No, nothing. And you?
If I am honest?
Not really. -- It does not feel like it should feel.
If the person is where you Belongs, it would be ...
What's that?
I must go.
Today you can All kinds of problems ...
Because if we do as four in a row ...
Sorry, do you know of Malcolm Doyle there?
He is married to his last beating.
You are that girl from that article, You are famous.
Pier 17.
Did you ... -- I have only one dress tonight. So it Ga.
Come on. -- Go.
Success.
Where's the wedding? -- Here inside.
This is a good, I got it. Thanks a lot.
Is all well with you? -- Everything is fine with me.
Everything is fine.
No, you are that girl from that article.
What are you doing here?
A long story in a few words.
There is this man ...
Tell me more.
Since he is.
You can, say it.
I just wanted to say that you are right Had on me.
Over all, I just wanted to Not heard.
Certainly not you.
Can the spotlight?
There you are.
Kevin, I have my whole life on Waiting for the right man ...
And when you came up, and ...
You are not like me This man had, you are ...
Cynical and curious, and ...
Impossible.
But the truth is, That you are fighting ...
Is the best that I ever Overcome.
And I think there is a good chance, I love your word.
That's it. That is all I wanted to say.
I Go.
Kevin, I wanted ...
Come here.
One year later
Tell me again, why is This wedding special.
Who are you?
I am writing the commitment section 'The Journal'.
Perhaps we can soon Something to drink?
Bring it to the bar, You get something from me to drink.
There is Tess.
Do you think they would fall on me. I am now a year older.
I do not know, I do it A good word for you, big boy.
I bruidsmeisje.
I live in Bloomsburg, With a roommate ...
And I have just begun designing My own great handbags.
And I sit entirely on the ground, But that's not very ...
I eat a hamburger a day, and my Idea of a pet is a stone.
It is very nice to meet you too.
Wacht maar tot jij de bruid ziet. She looks beautiful.
Are you ready?
Everything is perfect.
The best with this dress, that you Shorter can create and then can bear.
That is absolutely true.
Are you ready?
That day I woke up and I went My twenty-eighth dress.
I went to a wedding where no one Asked me for the bouquet to hold.
Or to the tafelkaartje to expand, or their dress Keep up if they were puddles.
Everything was perfect, and it might I do not care.
Because there, the only thing made from something ...
Was the one on me at the waiting , At the end of the aisle.
And he looked at me as I always Had hoped.
Is it time now where everything You had hoped?
No.
It is more, it's much more.
Beloved present, we Are here today together ...
To behold and that Jane Nickols Kevin Doyle in the marriage act.
It turned out that I was right about one thing ...
I knew it all in one day I would be.
Then I declare you now man and wife. You may kiss the bride.
Everything ... And more
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